Sherbango soup

We’re going to dance.

And have some fun.

This shirt’s not a
Skirt on my back
It inserts some
Satisfaction when I buy
Satisfaction with what I spy

I’m gonna buy me another
I-I-I-I-I
Yeah I’m gonna buy me another

Derby I do deeply dig
Some shirts I want to give
As summer gifts, my succotash wish

Shirt Woot baby
I’m gonna buy me another
I-I-I-I-I
Yeah I’m gonna buy me another

Woot is sellin’ shirts
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Woot is sellin’ shirts
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Woot is sellin’ shirts
Woot is sellin’ shirts
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Designs that look cool
Move me to buy them too
I don’t care who
Might disapprove

I’m gonna buy me another
I-I-I-I-I
Yeah I’m gonna buy me another

Guy named Joel (Joooooel!) was on a roll
Can’t count all the shirts he sold
He’s not vicious or malicious
Just shirt-centric and ambitious

I’m gonna buy me another

Wear this on your torso
Ten dollar deal you oughta know
De-liteful truly de-liteful
Buyin’ it wearin’ it ‘specially at a show
Feelin’ kinda tight like you should resize
Maybe go bigger no shame in our eyes
Wearin’ it outside
Rollin’ in your ride
Feel of the cotton is nice on your hide
Wreckin’ the reckonin’ with my vote
I buy cute shirts to get curmudgeons’ goats
My friends will see the funky side of me
Wear this to work Friday casually
Get get ready with it
Can’t can’t quit it quit it
Click on the button when I see somethin’
I’m wantin’ one
You know that’s true
Baby if you want I’ll get you one too

Woot is sellin’ shirts
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Woot is sellin’ shirts
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Woot is sellin’ shirts
Woot is sellin’ shirts
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Wear this shirt: To any ‘90s inspired neon rave.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around Bootsy Collins. He’s still upset about the day the Funk died.

This shirt tells the world: “I think funk comes from teenage club DJs with oversized headphones. We probably don’t have much to talk about.”

We call this color: Earth Wind and Asphalt

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 16.18”
WXL - K4: 9” x 12.13”

Pantone Colors:  372C - 128C - 344C - 348C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.