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July 27 2010
ShamWow! – 16 Pack - $12.99
Suck It Up
Good for leaks of all types. Well, okay, maybe not ALL types.
How ya doin’, Congress guys? The name’s Vince. You might’ve seen me on television with these Shamwows I’ve got here. I got it on good authority that you guys are havin’ a problem with leaks around here, so here I am to give you an opportunity to really do something about it.
Now look, I’m not here to talk about the past, alright? I’ve got several thousand of these Shamwow Towels 16 Packs in the truck of my car thanks to my severance package with the company, and I gotta feeling they’re just what your looking for to clean up this mess of yours.
You’re gonna spend, what, a few million dollars trying to keep things from leaking every year? You’re throwing money away. You use a few of these and all those leaks are gonna dry up in no time. Say you gotta a little leak that suddenly explodes into something bigger. No problem. The Shaw-Wow holds up to twelve times its weight in coffee, wine, any kind of liquid you throw at it. And you get eight large Shamwows and 8 Mini’s, so the next time somebody wants to leak all over the place, you’re more than ready, I’m tellin’ you. Got a leak in the car? Just wipe and wow. Leak in the kitchen? Wow! Leak in a far off country? Ambassador Wow! It’s just that easy.
What’s that? Information? I thought we were talkin’ about liquids here. Dang. Well, how about some chopped nuts, huh? You’re gonna love ‘em, I guarantee it.
Warranty: 90 Day Value Quest
Features:
- It’s a towel, chamois and sponge all in one
- Holds 12x its weight in liquid
- Perfect for your car, boat and many household uses
- Washes, dries, and polishes any surface
- Won’t scratch any surface
- Machine washable and bleachable
- 100% Rayon
Dimensions:
- Mini: 15” x 15”
- Large: 20” x 23.5”
Additional Photos:
- ShamWow!
- Retail Box
- 10 Gallon Water Test - Before
- 10 Gallon Water Test - During
- 10 Gallon Water Test - After
ShamWow! Music Videos:
In the box:
- 8 Large ShamWow! Towels
- 8 Mini ShamWow! Towels
